Wednesday, January 26
Always 70 and Sunny
Always 70 and Sunny

Worst Close-Out Ever…

  • 11 congregated around the U of R lake, showing varying degrees of interest regarding which route they would take;
  • As YHC spouted instructions with a map in tow, many expressed uncertainty on which direction to go;
  • Lab Rat took off on his own direction, with Fudd as a companion upon later inspection;
  • Sippy, Splinter, and Hardywood in front as one could plainly see, yet Hardywood dropped off near the end – supposedly having to pee;
  • In hitting the steepest hills Pucker showed just what to do, while Two Can was not far behind sporting his new Scorpion tattoo;
  • Bootleg was strong as ever as he ran toward others to join, while Circle K peddled off somewhere pondering his next pork-loin;
  • And lastly TYA wearing nothing but his Nike-Pro tights, left little to the imagination for awakening residents just turning-on their lights;

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    • What rhymes with stumbling? Confused?

      Just kidding, we kid because we love! Screw those air conditioned car sitters! Meet people for God sake!

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