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Big Numbers at Timberwolf…Phonics is earning his SOJ frequent flyer miles

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11 warriors, including 1 FNG, posted to Timberwolf on this glorious morning.  With no name on the Q sheet, YHC took the reigns and led off the hot potato that went something like this:

Mosey to the front parking lot for COP, including

  • DQs
  • Helicopters
  • Cotton Pickers
  • SSHs
  • Hillbillies (hop mandatory)
  • Tempo Merkins
  • Flutter Kicks

THANG:

4 Corners Prostitute Style

  • Corner 1 = 10 merkins
  • Corner 2 = 10 merkins, 20 jump-squats
  • Corner 3 = 10 merkins, 20 jump-squats, 30 2-ct Freddy Mercuries
  • Corner 4 = 10 merkins, 20 jump-squats, 30 2-ct Freddy Mercuries, 40 SSHs
  • Run the long sides; lunge the short sides, finish back in corner 1 planking for the six

Plank-o-rama and Pickle-pounders (miss you Wilson!)

YHC passed the Q to Mr. Roper (I would like this decision back) for the following:

Bear crawl across the side grass patch to the light poles

Lightpole 11s with WWIIs and BURPEES (yep, he called Burpees…ouch!)

Partner carry lightpole to lightpole back to the starting point.

Crab-walk across grass patch back to parking lot and sprint from Corner 3 back to Corner 1.

Q passed to Flange for the following:

Donkey-Kick 200 – partner up and complete 200 DKs together Dora-style taking turns running to the nearest lightpole and back.

Merkin ROF – quite a variety show.  Lots of flare.

Mary, including:

  • LBCs
  • Flutterkicks
  • Alabama Prom Dates (or Wedding Dates?)
  • American Hammers
  • Superman

COT, COR, NOR and YHC took us out

Announcements:

  • Field Day at Dogpile this Saturday – t-shirt from your youth has been requested.
  • Puppy Pile 6/23
  • Get in on the Summer Tour – Phonics, Vinny, Offshore and others are checking them off fast.
  • Amateur Hour (or 45 minutes) at RAMM Gears tomorrow
  • HR Derby coming up 6/26 at Robious Elementary/Huguenot Little League INSTEAD of No Toll.  Pre-blast forthcoming.

Moleskin:

Great to have double-digits at Timberwolf again.  First time in a while.  We learned that Roper is starting to like the power of the Q, and YHC apologizes (its all the rage these days) for passing it to him.  Those 11s sucked.

Phonics is putting in the miles.  On the bright side, the SOJ customs folks recognize him now and waive him right through.  Thanks for coming out Phonics.

Offshore also made the trek SOJ again – well done!

Also, great to see Bag Phone back out after his virgin post yesterday.  Great job.

Great to have FNG Superfly out with us.  Another wrestling buddy of Sugar Sock and Flange.  Getting close to our wrestler quota.  He crushed it today.

Hot potato Qs are always challenging and today was no different.  Way to bring it fellas.

No More Gumbo For You!

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  1. The Hot potato is always a challenge, thanks to the three of you who stepped up to lead today – Gumbo, Mr. Roper, and Flange – for bringing the pain.

    Way to roll, Superfly! Welcome! Looking forward to seeing you back soon.

  2. Great job on the Hot Potato Q fellas. And well done Mr. Roper! I say we get you on that Q sheet whether you like it or not. Timberwolf is so far west that if you stand on your tip toes, you can see the Blue Ridge.

  3. Always enjoy posting SOJ even though I am not crazy about the drive. Great job again Bag Phone and welcome Superfly! You completed quite a beatdown today with Elevens with Burpees, Bear Crawls, Crab Walks, Donkey Kicks, and Partner Carries, and Mary.

    Well done Gumbo, Mr. Roper, and Flange! I can’t believe how much we moved around without making it to the back of the school.

  4. It was a pleasure to assist this morning, gents. Although, I don’t think I posses the leadership skills of Mr Roper…he seemed to respond in the moment with an extra giddy up in his step and voice. I hear that’s the way the Alabama prom dates actually go down in the deep South…you can get hitched at your prom…have a great day, men!

  5. Well done guys. Mr. Roper surprised everyone with burpee 11s. Not that he’ll actually read this or post a comment but it seemed like he was itching to Q some more.
    Bag Phone and Superfly got to experience the full gamut of all the suck today.